over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are
SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT
PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME
WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/
GUYS
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
what if the dark knight rises ended with bruce wayne walking into haly’s circus
and you saw a sign that said ‘the flying graysons’ and then the screen just went black
but before it fade completely you see bruce look over and see a laughing little boy dancing around his parents as they enter the big tent
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
(Source: knightpecutie)
The awkward, “I don’t want to annoy you, but I really like talking to you,” stage.
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
reblogging this from my other blog cause it made me laugh a lot
okay so when my dad was younger he was working at this convenience store and so one day these teenage boys walked in and they were looking at condoms and one of them asked my dad, “do condoms come in sizes?” aND MY DAD REPLIED WITH, “yeah, but we don’t have anymore extra smalls.”
